
No. 007
The Kids’ Table
$58
Phones sit at the kids’ table now.
Drop 01 is open for reservations. Pay nothing until it ships.


No. 044
A kazoo. Record nothing, perform everything.
$12 when it ships
Pay nothing now. We print in batches in New York and send one email when yours is ready.
You’re already on the list for this one. Adding it again is fine, we only email once.
Three kazoos in three colours, so the whole table can join in on happy birthday. Hum into it and it buzzes back. There is no way to save the take, which is a mercy.
Moss plays one in our videos. Badly. You will too, and that’s the point.
Total at launch$0
Nothing to pay today. Reserving holds your spot in the first print run, and we email you once, when your things are ready.
Reserved.
You’re on the list for . We’ll send one email when it’s printed, with a link to buy. Your phone has been notified. It’s nervous.