No. 001
The Hibernator
$38
A quilted sleeping bag for your phone that lives on the fridge.
The whole catalog
24 things for putting the phone down. Everything is printed to order, so nothing ships until it’s reserved.
No. 002
The Eyelid
$24
A sleeve that closes your phone’s eyes.
No. 003
The Infinite Scroll
$22
Scroll forever. Nothing loads.
No. 004
The Sundial
$36
Check the time without checking your phone.
No. 005
The Sunup
$54
An alarm clock, so your phone can sleep in another room.
No. 006
The Greenhouse
$48
The plant gets the sunroof. Your phone gets the basement.
No. 007
The Kids’ Table
$58
Phones sit at the kids’ table now.
No. 008
The Bunk
$42
A little bed for your phone, with a bedtime.
No. 009
The Doghouse
$44
Your phone’s in the doghouse.
No. 010
The Crypt
$34
Here lies my feed. It’s not dead, it’s resting.
No. 011
Do Something Else Dice
$14
Roll instead of scroll.
No. 012
The Thumb Stone
$12
A worry stone for the thumb that keeps reaching.
No. 013
Moss Head
$38
A planter of our mascot. Grow him some hair.
No. 101
Infinite Stroll Tee
$32
No feed. No ads. No end.
No. 102
Currently Touching Grass Tee
$32
Do not disturb. Back when I’m back.
No. 103
Community > Content Crewneck
$56
The math checks out.
No. 104
The Moss Beanie
$32
Dress like Moss.
No. 105
Sunrise Cap
$30
A dad cap with our sun on it.
No. 106
Infinite Stroll Tote
$28
Holds books, groceries, a whole offline life.
No. 107
Stickers
$6
For the laptop you also put down sometimes.
No. 108
Touch Grass Socks
$18
Technically, you are always touching grass.
No. 109
Infinite Stroll Poster
$28
A window, but the view loops.
No. 201
The Starter Kit
$64
Fridge brick, a thumb thing and two stickers.
No. 202
The Lights Out Kit
$104
Alarm clock, sleeve and fridge brick: phone-free nights, sorted.