
No. 001
The Hibernator
$38
A quilted sleeping bag for your phone that lives on the fridge.
Drop 01 is open for reservations. Pay nothing until it ships.





No. 006
The plant gets the sunroof. Your phone gets the basement.
$48 when it ships
Pay nothing now. We print in batches in New York and send one email when yours is ready.
You’re already on the list for this one. Adding it again is fine, we only email once.
A ribbed planter with a slot underneath that holds a phone face down. Every time you reach for it, you end up looking at a plant instead. Sometimes you even water it.
The planting bed is sealed, so the basement stays dry. Plant not included. We’d go with a snake plant: it thrives on being ignored, which is the vibe.
Total at launch$0
Nothing to pay today. Reserving holds your spot in the first print run, and we email you once, when your things are ready.
Reserved.
You’re on the list for . We’ll send one email when it’s printed, with a link to buy. Your phone has been notified. It’s nervous.