
No. 001
The Hibernator
$38
A quilted sleeping bag for your phone that lives on the fridge.
Drop 01 is open for reservations. Pay nothing until it ships.



No. 009
Your phone’s in the doghouse.
$44 when it ships
Pay nothing now. We print in batches in New York and send one email when yours is ready.
You’re already on the list for this one. Adding it again is fine, we only email once.
For when your phone has been bad. A charging doghouse with a cable hole in the back and a nameplate over the door that says FEED.
Put it by the front door and the phone stays in it from the moment you get home. Good boy.
Total at launch$0
Nothing to pay today. Reserving holds your spot in the first print run, and we email you once, when your things are ready.
Reserved.
You’re on the list for . We’ll send one email when it’s printed, with a link to buy. Your phone has been notified. It’s nervous.